In the past month I’ve had two EKGs. And each time the readings said I was having a heart attack while the EKG was being taken. Hmmmm. I was feeling no pain or discomfort either time. After consulting with higher authorities the Docs decided my heart is coming up with a new standard and who knows what that might be (I don’t). So no worries. Which reminded be of a wall plaque my wife got me last year. It’s been hanging on the wall in my office/guest bedroom ever since. At the time she thought the ‘Abnormality is the Normality at this Locality’ fit me pretty well. And even more so now.
I'm Not Immortal Afterall 