Ever since my ‘minor heart incident’ I have been trying to eat healthy. A good idea in theory. So keeping that in mind I decided to bake a sweet potato for dinner. I got a big one, set the oven to 400 degrees and baked that sucker for an hour. Not long enough, but I was hungry. Turns out a half baked sweet potato isn’t all that tasty. And later on I discovered that sweet potatoes and I don’t really see eye to eye on things. Later on was after 9PM and into the night. It was then that I became the western worlds largest supplier of ‘natural gas’. The situation got to the point where I was becoming an environmental hazard and the EPA had to be called in. People living within a half a mile of me had to evacuate their homes. But my wife stayed with me the whole time. True she had to wear a hazmat uniform and the EPA made her stay in a bunker like trailer about a 100 yards away; at least I think that was her, it was kinda hard to tell. But it all ended well and, hey, at least it wasn’t Valentine’s Day.